I hope this message reaches all corners of the world. Australia is in dire straits. It has no Government!
For a few years, we have been served by a mediocre socialist minority Government cobbled together with the help and/or hindrance of a few Independents and a few loopy Greens.
However, it is all coming undone. Australia is being invaded by boat people and the Government can’t decide how to deal with them. Our Parliament no longer works and our politicians are little more than a fractious rabble though they are still drawing large salaries.
Our Prime Minister is as popular as a pork chop in a Synagogue and she has beaten Kevin Rudd’s low mark in approval ratings. The Opposition Leader, Tony Abbott, is known as Dr No because he always says no to everything the socialist Government wants to do.
So wherever you are, in Bantu Land, Iceland, Timbuktu, Zambia, Mongolia, the Falkland Islands, if you can add two plus two and get four most times and you would like to have a go at being a politician or a Speaker or a Prime Minister, get together a group of like-minded people, jump on a leaky boat, and make your way towards Australia.
Put a large sign on your craft, one that says: WE COME TO SAVE AUSTRALIA FROM ITS FERAL, INFANTILE GOVERNMENT AND RICH MINERS!
You will be met by the Australian Navy and escorted to Christmas Island then flown to Canberra where you will be met by throngs of bewildered Australians who will fall at your feet and kiss your toes one by one as they mutter thanks for your timely deliverance!
Come one and all. Now. All comers considered. Goat herders, poppy growers, incontinent seniors, sideshow clowns, violinists, camel drivers, etc, we’ll welcome you all.
P.S. (but no lawyers, please, we’ve tried them and they’re a dead loss!)