Though scarred and bloodied by flying sinkers, the RAPPAHANNOCK bravely sails on to GLORY!
Friends, you knew it would happen. The U.S. Navy has engaged in a battle to the death with a 30 foot fishing boat whose owner was from the United Arab Emirates, according to Al Arabiya television. .
The navy vessel, the USNS RAPPAHANNOCK of 41,000 tonnes, engaged a hapless fishing boat of 20 tonnes using heavy machine gun fire and managed to kill one Indian fisherman and wound three others.
The Navy reports it suffered no casualties even though some fishermen tried to cast their sinkers in the direction of the naval ship which caused one U.S. sailor to suffer a minor heart palpitation which caused him to spit out his chewing gum which stuck on the ship’s compass which caused a temporary incident and alteration of course as other crew members rushed to his aid and applied mouth to mouth resuscitation. The sailor was heard to say, “Oh, darling, your tongue is really naughty!”
His chewing gum was later returned to him although he was warned not to destroy it as it was to be used as possible evidence of the hostility shown by the fishing vessel which had many species of Islamo-fascist fish in its storage lockers.
The world rejoices in the success of the U.S. Navy, the world’s biggest, in this frightening incident/confrontation in the Middle East with the forces of evil covered in dark skin and bearing fishing rods. Jesus was a fisherman and He knows how careful you have to be when dark-coloured folk are wandering about in a 30-foot vessel and heathen fish in its hold.
Hillary Clinton said the Admiral of the supply ship would be immortalized on Mount Rushmore and awarded the Medal of Heroic Encounter beyond the Call of Duty and Patriotism. Class two.
Clinton said, “The Admiral showed true American courage when he took his vessel into the danger zone and took on a much bigger opponent wielding sinkers, anyone of which could’ve sunk the…whatever the bloody hell it is called!”
Friends, I hope you’ll sleep well tonight knowing the U.S. is at the helm and God is in His Heaven!
Please keep in mind this is not the will of the American people, although, not rising up and dragging the scoundrels from their elected offices by the neck, and hanging them from the nearest tree by said neck, is a weakness in the tradition to kill all things, for whatever reason deemed necessary. We seem to lack the homicidal drive that a governmental position instills in the human psyche through the defective gene pool that makes up political ambitions, and motivations. The rampant corruption and criminal mindset of elected officials, if left unchecked, will contaminate the entire human gene pool. Elected officials are the worst, most harmful, and dangerous of the human species, and should be killed at birth, in fact all offspring must be irradiated for mankind to survive. You think I’m kiddin?
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The SHTF! Why, oh why?! A fishing boat with a dead fisherman. Dangerous times we are in!
..And while most politicians are on holiday or getting ready for a month of holiday.
Damn the torpedoes
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You are really a good story teller, David. Would you mind taking some time to read and study VidRebel.wordpress.com’s report he posted on the 15th, about this impossible situation we are in that cannot last, and give some feedback here. I would so much appreciate that.
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‘We seem to lack the homicidal drive that a governmental position instills’
As is the quandary for all empathy gene enabled species around the globe have learned collaboration trumps sociopath ambitions.
The world’s good peoples do need some help from the American people Joe. Saving your own nation will help us no end is saving ours.
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