Friends, you knew it would happen. The U.S. Navy has engaged in a battle to the death with a 30 foot fishing boat whose owner was from the United Arab Emirates, according to Al Arabiya television. .
The navy vessel, the USNS RAPPAHANNOCK of 41,000 tonnes, engaged a hapless fishing boat of 20 tonnes using heavy machine gun fire and managed to kill one Indian fisherman and wound three others.
The Navy reports it suffered no casualties even though some fishermen tried to cast their sinkers in the direction of the naval ship which caused one U.S. sailor to suffer a minor heart palpitation which caused him to spit out his chewing gum which stuck on the ship’s compass which caused a temporary incident and alteration of course as other crew members rushed to his aid and applied mouth to mouth resuscitation. The sailor was heard to say, “Oh, darling, your tongue is really naughty!”
His chewing gum was later returned to him although he was warned not to destroy it as it was to be used as possible evidence of the hostility shown by the fishing vessel which had many species of Islamo-fascist fish in its storage lockers.
The world rejoices in the success of the U.S. Navy, the world’s biggest, in this frightening incident/confrontation in the Middle East with the forces of evil covered in dark skin and bearing fishing rods. Jesus was a fisherman and He knows how careful you have to be when dark-coloured folk are wandering about in a 30-foot vessel and heathen fish in its hold.
Hillary Clinton said the Admiral of the supply ship would be immortalized on Mount Rushmore and awarded the Medal of Heroic Encounter beyond the Call of Duty and Patriotism. Class two.
Clinton said, “The Admiral showed true American courage when he took his vessel into the danger zone and took on a much bigger opponent wielding sinkers, anyone of which could’ve sunk the…whatever the bloody hell it is called!”
Friends, I hope you’ll sleep well tonight knowing the U.S. is at the helm and God is in His Heaven!