Woman (laughing): “Get your paws off me tits, you big ape!
Son: “Are they real, Dad?”
Father: “Course not! I told you, nothing about humans is ever real!”
Son: “Can I have a feel, Dad?”
Dad: “No way! You might get silicosis.”
Son: “What’s that?”
Dad: “Shortness of breath! Heart pounding! I’ve got it already! He, he, he!”
Television monsters scare me. Is some thing very creepy about those talking heads, teeth people with permanent cheesy grins.
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Just relax, Max! I reckon Dad’s smile is a classic, so smug, so expressive.
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I am not a pessimist! However, the prognosis for 2012 looks more tthan dim. I hope it won’t happen but am less than confident. Please, I hope I am wrong! It’s all I got left.
Oh, the helpnesless of it all.
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This whole 2012 = ZION Olympics and the destruction of the Big Ben Clock in the the Terrorist Trading Cards that have so far all come true. Things like that get to me. With the greatest Empire that ever lived showing off their military power for a sporting event Whaddup?! Indefinite detention at il Presidente’s discretion and no trial. Go back to sleep everyone! Jeez.
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Ok, too serious for this post! On a lighter note, I dreamed I danced naked for the Queen of England and her friends. A swan took flight.
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