
“Hey, Dudes and Dudettes, get this! I am THE President.”
“A’hm not just the President of America but a’hm the President of the Greatest Nation in the History of the World, mark my words.”
“There’s bin a lot of Presidents, Kings, whatever down through the ages but I’m simply the best, forget the rest. They was bit players.”
“And I’m black. Well, nearly! And I’m the head of the most civilized country what’s ever bin. Don’t talk to me about Ancient Greece or Egypt. Man, they was nuthin’ but primitive, backward ghettoes by comparison. Did they have American Idol?”
“No other Royalty…President had an army like mine! I can blow up the world a hundred times over. I can point bones, employ drones, drop nukes that’ll make you puke!”
“I am all powerful, a god in fact. In fact, I sometimes think I’m more powerful than god. Ah’ hold the fate of the world in ma’ black fingers and don’t you forget it lest I look upon you with the evil eye or press the red button.”
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