Obama: “Hu, in America, we have freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, human rights, the rule of law, a democracy where government is by the people and for the people, a health care system, a prosperous economy and we are the greatest nation in the history of the world…”
Hu (interrupting): “I believe you, Mr Obama, although rumours have reached me that you also have Guantanamo, torture, rendition, assassination squads, surveillance of your citizens, high unemployment, starving people, bulging jails, tent cities, a debt crisis caused by your many imperial wars, a corrupt financial and judicial system, and your Government is controlled by corporations and Jewish lobby groups and Christian fundamentalists.”
Obama (miffed): “Well, no country is perfect, Hu.”
Hu: “Countries with massive armies often think they are, Mr Obama. Chinese civilization has been around for 3,000 years. We must be doing something right! Will America still be here in 3,000 years?”
Obama opens his big American mouth to speak, then, abruptly he closes it and sits down.













