“Would I lie to you?”
Statement from the Israeli Government following the Aid Convoy kerfuffle.
Speaker: Mark Regev.
“I hope you people in the media all get the message! Israel is innocent. As usual.
Its soldiers, arriving on an early morning goodwill visit to the convoy carrying teddy bears and chocolates, were attacked, yes attacked I say, by those vicious terrorists on the Aid Convoy, all 800 of them, even the children.
The terrorists, wearing red body armor, carried flame throwers, maces, broadswords, crossbows, spears. Some were even armed with machine guns, grenade launchers, Apache helicopters, F-16s, missiles, boiling oil, scorpions, etc.
The IDF, the most moral army in the world, showing their normal restraint, tried to fight back with their bears but they were largely overcome, but not entirely. Unfortunately, 19 of the terrorists fell over and broke their necks, poor darlings, while some others, nearly 60, had heart problems or slipped discs or hernias.
Israel is innocent of any brutality. We are always innocent just like we are always victims. It’s time you got that message. I get tired of telling you all the time. And never a word of thanks.












