US-Israeli Settlement Breakthough!

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An Israeli blocklayer wearing Arab work clothes.

Friends, in Israel a new phenomenon is about to take place. It is being set up by the U.S. and Israel and it concerns the contentious subject of settlement building in the West Bank.

Now as as all know, building permanent settlements on occupied land is illegal and is against International Law. And as we all know the Israelis have been doing it for sixty years. To be fair, we also know the Israelis did leave Gaza after, in an act of incredible generosity, demolishing all their settlements. Then they surrounded Gaza to keep its inhabitants safe from Iran.

However, that didn’t solve the problem of what to do in the West Bank and how to counter growing criticism about settlements, some of it genuine. While the traditional go-nowhere negotiations over a Palestinian State take place, Israel has to appear to be stopping enlarging existing settlements or creating new ones. But how to do that?

Encouraged by Benny Netanyahu, an Israeli-American think-tank in Alaska, one of many spread around the world, has come up with the perfect solution. Resultantly, after a series of meetings with the U.S., a brilliant new strategy has been hatched.

It involves dressing Israeli settlement builders in Arab clothes! Then, it involves erecting Arabic signs around each settlement that is expanding or beginning, ones that say: We Love Our Israeli Brothers. Welcome To Our Land. Make Yourself At Home. I Was Sick Of My Orchard Anyway. What We Have Is Yours. It Is Our Honor To Serve You. Concrete Walls Ensure Palestinian Privacy. To Give Up Your House Will Ensure Paradise. Allah Loves The Giver. Why Don’t You Take My Daughter Too? Palestinians Rejoice – Recognize God’s Children. Up The Black Hats. Jews Forever, etc.

Friends, the impact of this on MSM viewers around the world will ensure that Israel can build or expand settlements infinitely. In fact, as one Israeli politician observed, if Israel brings in building workers from all over the world, they could cover the whole of the West Bank with Israeli settlements within a few years. While this happens Israel will appear to be loved by their Palestinian neighbors and we all know that it’s appearances that count in this world.

And what of the West Bank Palestinians you ask? Well, the ever-thoughtful think-tank has taken care of this. One by one they will spend some time in a re-education camp called CYMOE (Change-Your-Mind-Or-Else) then, singing We Love Jews, they’ll relocate to Gaza where the blue Mediterranean sparkles. They may have to live in high-rise apartment buildings of course, ones built from bamboo poles and Styrofoam (because of restrictions on building materials) but that goes with the holiday atmosphere and you can’t have everything. All they’ll need to wear are swimming costumes and thongs. Life will be one long vacation. Everyone will be happy even if there is hardly room for them to turn around given the population density.

And will Gaza be a sovereign State? Of course not. Israel knows that Gazans don’t want the worry of running a State. Israel will take care of everything in its normal generous way. Gazans will finally live in a land of milk and honey. Well not exactly! Dirty water and dry bread? More likely!

But, no matter: what price can you put on beach living?

14 thoughts on “US-Israeli Settlement Breakthough!”

Yeah go to the beach, go for a swim and be shot by some Jew on a boat who thinks you are going to blow him up. This shit has to end someday, I wonder if Hitler is rolling in his grave for what the jews have become and what he couldn’t complete.

David G Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Kemosobi, the rise and rise of Israel has been enabled by America. The American pretense of concern for the Palestinians goes on unabated. America and Israel collaborate closely to ensure that Greater Israel becomes a reality and the Palestinians disappear.

What has happened is a sixty year long Holocaust, one supported by the West. And there is no end in sight.

The injustice sickens me.

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The Zionist Jews desperately needed Hitler to do what he did. Or else, Israel wouldn’t have been created in the first place!

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This is so WRONG in so many nearly countless ways!

How can this continue? This, all about protecting number One and to hell with the entire rest of the civil world goes on every day everywhere. It is magnified in its grotesqueness presently in the ever expanding Israel As if they took thie Endless War On Terror and ran with it . Having a permanent enemy helps. Dehumanize the Other and anything is possible. My neighbor won’t talk to me, but hell flash his wee-wee at me. See, its everywhere!

Therese Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

And I thought I have experienced some ‘unseemly’ behavior from neighbors. Gee whiz, Grace.

Grace Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 5:50 am

Geez, I know Therese, thanks! Fortunately I am not going to deal with it as a victim. This time I have consulted a lawyer and sit quietly with my camera. It is way less stressful this way!!

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Irfan, it’s funny how human history twists and turns but the underlying themes: greed, love of war and killing and power, greed, belief in bizarre superstitions, cruelty, etc, remain. Perhaps tragic is a better word than funny!

Grace, what you see happening in the West Bank and Gaza is going on all over the world. In some places it’s better disguised, that’s all! Shakespeare, if he was still alive, could have used the Palestinian tragedy to write: The Merchant of Venice 2.

Grace Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 5:52 am

Brilliant, David. I am finding more relevance than ever in classic movies and theatre as I make sense of this world and human nature.

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Just terrible, David. Genocide, on a mass scale, is the order of the day. I heard/read that Australia plans to require all its citizens to be vaccinated against the manufactured flu. I hope that is not true because there is evidence that the shot will make you sick. Good for the Australian Jane Burgermeister and other plaintiffs’ law suit!!

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a great article David, – high class sarcasm

“We Love Our Israeli Brothers. Welcome To Our Land. Make Yourself At Home”
I Was Sick Of My Orchard Anyway. What We Have Is Yours. It Is Our Honor To Serve You. Concrete Walls Ensure Palestinian Privacy. To Give Up Your House Will Ensure Paradise. Allah Loves The Giver. Why Don’t You Take My Daughter Too? Palestinians Rejoice – Recognize God’s Children. Up The Black Hats. Jews Forever, etc.”
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“if Israel brings in building workers from all over the world,
they could cover the whole of the West Bank ”

and maybe – why not – – the hole world?

“will Gaza be a sovereign State” ?

the answer is

not untill Zionists is moved to a island far away in a hinter-ocean, dispossessed of it’s armadillo’s (tanks ) etc.

Yes kemosobi, maybe – Hitler wasn’t that bad

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Grace, Shakespeare said everything there was to say about humans. Human behaviour is still the same. Only the props have changed!

Therese, how the pharmaceutical companies must love it when the Government makes folk consume their products. The company that is making the swine flu vaccine will make a motza!

John, sarcasm, satire, insults, etc, it has no impact on Israelis, most Americans and religious fanatics. They live in an ugly little world of their own.

sincere Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 7:01 am

Don’t they live in an ugly little world of their own, dear David. Thanks. I have a new laptop and put sincere as the name, instead of Therese, what with sincere being my favorite word (and sincerity a quality humans desperately need). Corrupt is my least favorite world, and corruption is what is destroying sentient life, as we know it.

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