IDF Troops Spill The Beans!

A moral IDF soldier vanquishing a godless Palestinian!

It seems that the high Palestinian casualty figures during the recent attack on Gaza, where 1,400 Palestinians were killed (400 of them children) and only 9 Israelis, was not an act of God after all!

It seems that, according to some IDF soldiers, they were told to shoot first and ask questions later as well as to bomb anything that moved. This revelation seems to contradict Israeli claims that they are meticulous when it comes to avoiding Palestinian civilian casualties.

Of course their female spokesperson, Lieutenant-Colonel Avital ‘Chopper’ Leibovich, nearly had kittens while trying to deny the soldier’s stories, although the fact that she didn’t have their names was obviously a cause of her frustration.

It would be fair to say that the reason she hasn’t got their names is that they are scared of what might happen to them for injecting a bit of truth into the well-oiled Israeli Propaganda Machine, the one that supports the world’s most ‘moral’ army. The bean-spillers will be dealt with, have no doubt about that. Perhaps Israel will lease part of Gitmo!

Chopper protested: “We did many things in order to try to save lives of the population, such as half a million leaflets were dropped from the air, numerous phone calls to terrorists’ homes were made, we used the local media to warn the public and so on and so forth,” she said according to Al Jazeera. It’s funny isn’t it that, in spite of these efforts, so many Palestinians were killed and most of the buildings in Gaza were destroyed.

Perhaps most of the Gaza buildings collapsed under the weight of the leaflets?

Perhaps the phone’s incessant ringing caused the terrorists’ to commit suicide along with their wives and children? Perhaps the Gazan media was so pressured by the Israeli warnings it exploded? Perhaps Palestinians knew that there was nowhere to run to or hide from the tanks, planes, ships, phosphorous bombs and soldiers and simply stopped breathing? Perhaps they offered themselves as human shields or doorstops or garden gnomes?

Of course, curiously, these reports from the IDF soldiers seem to match reports done by the U.N. and groups like Amnesty which suggest that Israel carried out deliberate genocide in Gaza to say nothing of their attempt to turn it into a parking lot or a landing strip.

Of course the Israelis will investigate. And like all their previous investigations, the IDF will be found to be innocent of any crime or indiscretion.

But don’t be surprised. After all, they are God’s Army or, to be strictly correct, The Children of God’s Army.

I don’t know why they don’t wear white uniforms, do you?

It would match their claimed purity!

Nothing else does.