America Invades Israel!
“Is that a book about a Palestinian state? What a fanciful idea!”
Friends, it seems that the U.S. is finally invading Israel! Yes, over the next few weeks waves of American delegations are heading to the Land of God’s Children. Each one of them is claiming that they are there to sort out the Palestinian issue but we all know better.
Obviously this is a clever ruse by America to appear to be more sympathetic to the Palestinian tragedy. To achieve it, they send a trio of envoys and politicians plus all their entourages, a cast of thousands.
The first wave of sympathy will be lead by George ‘Fingers’ Mitchell, U.S. Envoy to the Middle East. He looks harmless enough but don’t be fooled. He is there to set the scene, to make it appear that the U.S. is finally going to be an honest broker.
Mitchell’s visit is to be followed by that of Robert ‘bomb-bomb-bomb’ Gates, the US defence secretary.
Now as you all know, he is an ex-Bushite and we all know what that means! He will be surrounded by staff who are all experts in political double-speak. They will hold conferences, media doorstops, all advocating the creation of a sovereign…well nearly sovereign Palestinian state.
The final piece in the invasion jigsaw is James ‘Slippery’ Jones, the US president’s national security advisor. He too is to lead another delegation to Israel. Anyone with a surname like Jones or Smith is not to be trusted.
And what is the purpose of this olive branch invasion? To give the Palestinians false hope? To try to deceive the world and make them believe that America has finally recognized the Palestinian plight? Or is it to set up dialogue with Israel to ensure the coming attack on Iran is well-coordinated?
Where the American invasion will end I don’t know. All I know is that the Palestinians will continue to be screwed while the Yanks and the Jews play their Machievellian power games.
Can you clarify what you mean by people with the surnames of Smith and Jones is not to be trusted, as you may be aware smith and Jones are the two most common surnames in the english speaking world, that’s a lot of people David.
So why aren’t they visiting the Palestinians aren’t they the other side of the coin in this whole affair. Or is Hamas still the democraticaly elected terrorist group, terrorist being the appropriate word for the Jews.
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David G Reply:
July 28th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Just a little attempt at humor, Kemosobi. It’s strange, isn’t it, that none of the real villains of recent world history have had the names Smith or Jones. Perhaps having a common name predisposes one to fit in!
On the American invasion, it seems strange this sudden onslaught. It makes me very suspicious.
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did you read the article where america arrested folks for being terrorists? apparently, they were planning to do stuff in israel- not america. interesting no?
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David G Reply:
July 28th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
I haven’t caught up with that item yet, Betmo! Hope you are surviving our chaotic world and the global recession!
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Of course the heroic Palestinians are still screwed. By the way a while back Hilary Clinton gave like 900 million dollars to Palestine. But everything still seems the same to me. People are still starving, no electricity, water, and cement/bricks cant get into the strip. I am wondering how that money got spent?
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Irfaan, the money was given to Abbas and his forty Fatah thieves as payment for dividing the Palestinians and defrauding Palestinians of the legal outcome of their democratic election (which was Hamas).
The money will be doled out to the traitors as and when it suits Israeli-American strategic objectives.
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It reminds me of when I fed the birds and some well fed doves took a nap and a hawk swooped down and snapped a big fat dove off my lawn. It was shocking. The bird party was immediately over!
Who are the well fed doves? Who are the hawks?
Palestinians deserve better! Like you said all those milions of dollars “gifted” to the Palestinians(?)and yet still no electricity , water, food, true humanity. The shame of humanity. No reason to party here. Just a bunch of well fed doves and hawks.
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David G Reply:
July 30th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Grace, it sickens me to see the television news about Mitchell, about Gates. It is a cruel charade, one that will leave the Palestinians with nothing. Is so sickened me I wrote my newest post in protest!
Take care.
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Having the US making peace between Israel and the palestinians is like the coach of one team being the referee. You will surely not get a fair outcome.
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Neither Israel or the U.S. want a fair outcome, Jeannie. Israel wants to control the whole region and the U.S. wants to control the whole world!
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The head of the National Security Council, General Jones, reportedly recently said that he takes his orders from Henry Kissinger (CFR, don’t you know) [not President Obama].
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