Holiday In Gaza – What A Blast!

Before you make a decision on your next overseas holiday destination, why not consider Gaza? There are many reasons why you should but the following gives a quick overview:

1. You’ll lose weight. Yes, all the residents of Gaza are rapidly losing weight thanks to Israel, Gaza’s friendly neighbour. Food is hard to come by and some residents are actually starving. This shortage will stop you gorging all those McDonalds and cream cakes. You’ll return home so slim, no one will recognize you.

2. If you’re traveling in an SUV seeing the scenes of destruction that are ubiquitous in Gaza, you stand the chance of being blown to pieces by an Israeli missile. Imagine the excitement that possibility will bring to your world. It will put you on the edge of your seat, make you value each second of your journey, help you to rethink your attitude to life. It makes Russian Roulette seem like a parlour game. Imagine the stories you’ll be able to tell your friends from your wheelchair should you survive.

3. Even if you’re not game to travel in a vehicle, just walking around the streets will bring its own excitement. You may witness a Palestinian child playing in the street being shot by an IDF sniper. These men are well trained and head shots are common. In fact, they can even kill children while they are in their own homes!

4. You may even witness an incursion by the IDF. Imagine if you can being caught in a real live war zone. Imagine witnessing men with machine guns trying to fight against trained soldiers in tanks and helicopter gunships and F16s. It leaves anything that Hollywood could create for dead. And its real! You might even see whole houses demolished and hear the screams of those still inside as they are crushed to death or see peace activists get their just deserts under the tracks of a bulldozer or journalists become dart boards.

Yes, when planning your next holiday give Gaza some consideration.

It will be a vacation you won’t forget!

Photo: Thanks to Al Jazeera

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6 thoughts on “Holiday In Gaza – What A Blast!

  1. We can not do the impossible.

    Banning all religions is an impossible endeavor….

    The best that can be hoped for is a process in which religions evolve into a less ridged and more progressive relationship with reality…

    Although such an evolution boarders on the impossible it is not entirely impossible….

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  2. I love your ProPalSite. If you would take money for each lie you type you would have been a BillonLiar.

    As for the lies you spread here I just want to update you and your readers that the Gazans Falsetinians have no shortage in fuel, food and electricity. I wonder if you do it because of your hate to Jews or your love to lies on Jews. Israel, although not responsible to push food and electricity to its enemy, keep pushing it into Gaza, although the Hamas itself attacks those who deliver them the goods!!!! High Hamas terrorists just keep the fuel for them selves and deny it from the people in order to picture a disaster and chaos inside Gaza.
    But they are the Chaos of themselves!
    Any way I think it’s quite silly to push into your enemies hands all means that give them power to attack you. The Gazans should buy all their goods from Egypt and Israel should close totally its border with them. One can’t trust a Muslim !!!!

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