OR illicitly in secrecy – that usually gets made public anyway and creates a huge scandal – but they keep on doing it.

Good concept, the DD party! With war with Iran looming on the horizon, and even nuclear weapons being used by the U.S. a possibility (what? the U.S. use nuclear weapons?? NO way! Hiroshima :cough:), and the sad, sad state of world affairs intensifying every week, it t’ain’t a bad idea at all!

If any Rethuglicans are present – since, after all, most of them wholeheartedly welcome the Apocolypse, er, I’m sorry, the “Rapture” – they should probably dress like the man they most admire on one half of their bodies: Jesus Christ. Then dress like the other man they most admire on the other side of their bodies: Adolf Hitler. So a military uniform on one half replete with swastika, etc, and a sand-colored robe on the other. How’s that for contradiction? But then, that is the definition of Rethuglican.

Topics: the food you eat, and sex (whisper the latter if the Rethugs are listening too closely, as that is immoral to them if not conducted within the bounds of holy matrimony). Nothing else is really relevant if Doomsday is, in fact, approaching. Except maybe a few asides uttered about who brought it upon us, with dark glances in the Rethugs’ direction…